I'm Not Cool

I thought you put me in rapture

I never asked you to dump her

Thought you knew we'd have a high life

And still I see

Your philosophy

Falling through my tainted mind

Would you dig my dirt?

Cause I'm so desperate

Can't you see you're wasting time

It ain't ever gonna feel this good honey

I failed to tell you, to tell you now

That I've been fooled

'Cause I'm not cool

And scissors slide

Away with my pride

Speeding down a dead-end track

I wanted you there's no way back

Got a destructive appetite

Baby please

Lift me off my knees

A little smile can go for miles

I may be young

But I will grow up strong

And by then she'll look like her mum

It ain't ever gonna feel this good honey

I failed to tell you, to tell you now

That I've been fooled

'Cause I'm not cool

And scissors slide

Away with my pride

Just to be absolutely sure of the facts

I'm happy to act just as a side salad

Happy to act

Happy to pay

Happy to wait

Baby you're great

When your oven goes ping

I'll be there on your plate

When your oven goes ping

I'll be there on your plate

When your oven goes ping

I'll be there on your plate

When your oven goes ping

I'll be there on your plate

When her oven goes bang...

I've been fooled

'Cause I'm not cool

And scissors slide

Away with my pride