I Wanna Be a Bear

Got your Jordache jeans

Got your pretty long hair

Dinner and a movie, powder your nose

Take your money for a lay

Just like pay

You're just a human being on this planet

You're just flesh and blood like all the rest

You'll get old and have a winkled ass

Humans are cess, I wanna be bear

I wanna shit in the woods

In my cave, hunt my prey

Could be you, I want to have food

Burgers not berries

Ladies are women, but women are ladies

Got a baited hook and you're calling it your cherry

You want to settle down and you want to go get married

I don't want to smell your muff!