The first man's name was Kiki

He wore such little pants

His brother was the champion

But Kiki loved to dance

The second man was Choo-Choo

A master of romance

He loved the damsel in distress

But not as much as dance

And then one day, it happened

They went off to the world

They went onto a journey

Idolized by the boys and girls

They learned so many lessons

In all the foreign lands

But no matter where they wound up

They never stopped the dance

One day inside the station

In Amsterdam, perchance

The men were dancing side-by-side

By the man with the crooked glance

They turned to face each other

It was just happenstance

That these two men would meet that day

And do that fateful dance

Wow, you can really dance

Wow, you can really dance

He went

He went

They said, "We've both been dancing all this time

What a coincidance!"

And then they danced together

Like no one's danced before

The diplomats were dancing

They cancelled all of the war (No more!)

The whole world celebrated

With no more violance

And all because these men crossed paths

What a coincidance

Dance-dance-dance-dance

Dance-dance-dance-dance

Da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Let's dance