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Bladderwrack Allowance
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Indie Rock
Bladderwrack Allowance 由 R M Qualtrough 於 2018年5月18日發行,收錄於專輯《No One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your F****n' Hedge Cut》中
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發行日期2018年5月18日
標籤R M Qualtrough
LanguageEnglish
旋律
原聲音質
Valence
節奏感
輕快
BPM118

積分

演出藝人
Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit
演出者
詞曲
Nigel Blackwell
Nigel Blackwell
作曲家
Neil Crossley
Neil Crossley
詞曲創作

歌詞

To think you could be sitting watching telly by the fire
Instead of being subjected to this
To think someone suggested you’d be pleasantly surprised
And wouldn’t feel the need to boo and hiss
Well blame your partner
Direct that flak at your partner
Though yes, I’ll accept I’m the focus
Of your ire
Gail and Sonia
Have gone downtown on a hen night
And they won’t be back until daylight
One assumes
This is like the dream you feared you’d dream about one night
This is where you never want to be
This is where some fella standing next to you may shout
“Do that one about the Zuiderzee!”
Hold your horses
We might play one you’ll relate to
A song you could even gyrate to
In a while
Ooh, baby
Sue the dating agency maybe
They should have sent you Robert of Blaby
In his Merc
(Blaby’s in Leicestershire)
Home sweet home
Facebook, Gogglebox, wine
Who’s Stuart Boam
And why’s he swimming in brine?
Yes of course I realise now we’re not your cup of tea
Even worse, it’s late and you’re still here
Possibly, just possibly, we’ve raised a knowing smile
Though probably you just need further beer
Mine’s a pint of
Thatcher’s Entirely Blameless
And we shall forever be nameless
You and I
Gail and Sonia
I think may’ve played a joke on ya
So by way of small consolation I decree
Your ordeal is over here
Written by: Neil Crossley, Nigel Blackwell
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