歌詞
Well, well
That sure is a old man there playing that guitar
My, he look 10 days older than water
He he!
Say, look here!
Oh what that?
Look like your process took a recess, ha ha!
That's alright, at least I can afford to get one
You're wearing one of those do-it-yourself jobs, ain't you?
He!
Say
Yeah?
I wrote a song about you
Let me hear it!
You sure you wanna hear it?
I wanna hear all of it, never mind the tempo
You just shove on in there, he he
Alright
You is one ugly child, who can your mama clean
He he!
Oh, I got another verse, you wanna hear it?
Go ahead and sing it, let me hear it man! (Right?)
Lay it down there to me
Well, if I was your daddy
I'd go and jump in the sea
No, I ain't gonna talk about you like that
After all, it wasn't your fault
He!
Look here
Yeah?
I heard you had a new job too
Is that right?
You wanna hear what kind of job I heard that you had?
And what kind of job I got now?
Standin' out in front of a doctor's office
Making people sick, eh he he!
That's alright, I heard something about you too
You heard about me?
Yes I did
I heard that you were so ugly, that when you cry
The tears run down the back of your head
To keep from coming towards your face
He he he!
Say, look here!
What that?
What size shoes you wear?
10 and a half
Yeah?
That right
I figured you was gonna say that
Your feet look like you got on violin cases
Hey you fellas!
I still ain't got nothin' to do with it
But I didn't want to tell y'all that
Ain't neither one of y'all good lookin'
Written by: Ellas McDaniel
