You Crack Me Up

Oh my God, I can't believe my eyes

Underneath that ghostly pale, is that you?

Someone in your shape shouldn't be drivin'

Someone in your shape shouldn't be doing anything at all

You should see yourself in the mirror

With your leather lips and your snake skin shoes

Do you have to shout in my ear?

Do me a favor, just stop talking for a minute or two

Crack me up

You really, really do

With your sunglasses on, acting so young

Only I know what you're really up to

You break me up

No, I don't want to sit in your sports car

No, I don't want to hear a tune

All the locals say you'll go far

What's so funny? They don't know you like I do

Crack me up

You twisted wreck

Shoutin' in the parkin' lot, gonna give it one more shot

Better hope they'll cash a check

Break me up

You better ask yourself a question

'Cause you can't live like this for long

You better listen to my suggestion

Before you wind up in somebody else's song

You crack me up

You really, really do

With your sunglasses on, acting so young

Only I know what you're really up to

Break me up

You crack me up

Break me up

Crack me up

Break me up

Crack me up