E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

Psst, Mom

Candace, have you been near the wild parsnips again?

Yes, but you got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing

What is it now?

Those boys are always up to something

And it's bringing me to tears

'Cause just before you get home

It always just magically disappears

Those boys are evil

But before you get home, they somehow always clean up the mess

Those boys are evil

Let me spell it out for you, Mom

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

They built a roller coaster

And a beach in the backyard

Drove cattle through the city

And messed up the boulevard

They took me back in time

When we went to that museum

They built fifty foot tree-house robots

But still you didn't see 'em

Those boys are evil

Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress

Those boys are evil

Sing it with me

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

I know you think they're saints

But Mom, I'm here to tell

Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L

Those boys are evil

They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press

And that don't feel too good

Those boys are evil

Everybody

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

That's what I'm talking about

E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

That's right those boys are

Evil little boys