Ain't There Anyone Here for Love

Honey, you'll hurt yourself!

I can't play tennis

My golf's a menace

I just can't do the Australian crawl

And I'm no better at volleyball

Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love

Ain't there anyone here for love?

I'm apathetic

And non-athletic

Can't keep up in a marathon

I need some shoulder to lean upon

And a couple of arms to hold me

Ain't there anyone here for love?

I'm not in condition to wrestle

I've never trained in a gym

Show me a man who can nestle

And I'll pin a meddle on him

Need some chappie

To make me happy

And he don't have to be Hercules

Don't anyone know about birds and bees?

Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love

Ain't there anyone here for love?

Doubles, anyone?

Court's free!

Two out of three, anyone?

Doesn't anyone wanna play?

I like big muscles

And red corpuscles

I like a beautiful hunk o' man

But I'm no physical culture thing

Ain't there anyone here for love, sweet love

Ain't there anyone

Ain't there anyone

Ain't there anyone

Anyone

Anyone

Anyone

Here for love