Okie From Muskogee

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee

We don't take no trips on LSD

We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street

We like living right and being free

And we don't make a party out of loving

We like holding hands and pitching woo

We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all

Hey, leather boots are still in style for manly footwear

Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen

Football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids there still respect the college dean

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all

And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all

In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA