It's at night when they come

when I'm alone, and not with anyone

through the shouts and music

of the crowd down the road, boozin'

near the free car park, the bins

and the alleyway of the Chinese restaurant

number three-for-two

and number four-for-one

We're goin' down like B.H.S.

while the able-bodied vultures monitor and pick at us

We're going down and it's no stress

I lay in hope for the knuckle-draggin' exodus

We're goin' down like B.H.S.

while the able-bodied vultures monitor and pick at us

We're going down and it's no stress

we're going down like B.H.S.

Aye, aye

I think about the heat

as it lowers itself on me

past the closing hour

when the light in my phone starts to lose power

through the karaoke it screams its name

you can't blame the betrayed

in the snakes and ladders

we are the Baldrick's son and Blackadders

We're goin' down like B.H.S.

while the able-bodied vultures monitor and pick at us

We're going down and it's no stress

I lay and hope for the knuckle-draggin' exodus

We're going down like B.H.S.

while the able-bodied vultures monitor and pick at us

We're going down and it's no stress

we're going down like B.H.S.

But, oh oh oh

laying on a boat, well what do you do

But, oh oh oh

laying on a boat mate, look at you

But, oh oh oh

laying on a boat, well what do you do

But, oh oh oh

laying on a boat mate, look at you

Look at you!

We're goin' down like B.H.S.

while the able-bodied vultures monitor and pick at us

We're going down and it's no stress

I lay and hope for the knuckle-draggin' exodus

We're going down like B.H.S.

while the able-bodied vultures monitor and pick at us

We're going down and it's no stress

we're going down like B.H.S.