Live With Me

I got nasty habits, I take tea at three

Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner must be hung up for a week

My best friend, he shoots water rats and feeds them to his geese

Don't ya think there's a place for you in between the sheets?

Come on now, honey

We can build a home for three

Come on now, honey

Don't you wanna live with me?

And there's a score of harebrained children, they all locked in the nursery

They got earphone heads, they got dirty necks, they're so 20th century

Well, they queue up for the bathroom, round about 7:35

Don't ya think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive?

You'd look good pram-pushin' down the high street

Come on now, honey

Don't you wanna live with me?

Whoa, the servants, they're so helpful, the cook, she is a whore

Yes, the butler has a place for her, behind the pantry door

The maid, she's French, she's got no sense

She's wild for Crazy Horse

And when she strips, the chauffeur flips, the footman's eyes get crossed

Don't ya think there's a place for us, right across the street?

Don't ya think there's a place for you, in between the sheets?