Moishe's Bakery 由 Virtual Comedy Network, LLC 於 2021年9月24日發行,收錄於專輯《The Call Girls》中
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旋律
歌曲有多麼清晰易記且符合明確音樂模式的旋律。通常,旋律分明的作品會擁有清晰易記的器樂或人聲主線。
原聲音質
此指標衡量一首歌曲在多大程度上依賴原聲樂器 (例如鋼琴、吉他、小提琴、鼓、薩克斯風),而非電子或數位合成音效
Valence
歌曲透過和聲與節奏所傳達的音樂積極性或情感基調。數值高通常對應快樂、興奮或愉悅感,數值低則與悲傷、憤怒或憂鬱相關。
節奏感
綜合了節拍穩定性、節奏型態與重拍強度等多重因素,以判定一首歌曲適合跳舞的程度。一首「節奏感強」的歌曲,通常具備穩定的速度、重複的音樂結構與明顯的強拍。
輕快
曲目的律動感可能受節奏快慢、音量起伏與聲譜密度所影響。較輕快的歌曲通常節奏強勁,編曲豐滿;反之,不太輕快的歌曲則可能編曲簡約、節奏較慢。
歌詞
Moishe's Bakery
Hello.
Hi, I want to order a cake, and I had just wanted to download all the details with you.
When do you need the cake first, when do you need the cake first.
Well I need it on Sunday. And if it's possible, I'd love for you to talk to my daughter about it.
I will give you a telephone number. OK. And you could text me exactly what you want and I'm going to call you back and I'm going to go over it with you OK?
I want strawberry.
What?
Did you hear that?
Yeah, yeah, I heard the baby, right?
Yes.
I want strawberry.
She just has a couple questions.
Ok, OK, talk to me.
Go ahead, go ahead Madison, tell the man.
I want Strawberry cake with strawberries and strawberry icing.
OK, I'll get this, Ok how old is that baby, how old is she.
That's Madison. Tell them how old you are, Madison.
I'm, I'm five.
Five years old, do you know you're a big girl right now, wow, wow.
I should get an award for keeping her alive for the damn five years, huh.
Oh, she's going to be ready soon, she's going to be uh go one, two, three, she's going to be ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, thirty. It goes very fast.
Next thing you know, they're godless whores. Am I right?
Yep, Let me give you a telephone number
I want strawberry cake, with strawberries and strawberry icing and strawberries.
It's very hard to understand. Let me give you a telephone number. You could text me in exactly what you want and I will get back to you and go over with you. OK you want to write down the number.
I want strawberry cake, with strawberries and strawberry icing and strawberries and I and I
It's all good, with strawberries, not problem at all.
Vagina
I will give Mommy
Vagina
I will give Mommy the telephone to text me exactly
Vagina
Exactly what you want OK?
Vagina
OK, thank you, sir, because I tell you, I wish I could take this moment in time and freeze it right when they're all innocent like this. Don't you wish you could just put them in a little cup and put the top on it and crush them and crush everything they believe in?
Mommy
Oh she is very cute
Mommy why does Daddy always with the neighbor.
Oh she's cute, you better watch out what you're dealing with.
He's fucking the neighbor.
Daddy's fucking the neighbor, daddy's fucking the neighbor, daddy's fucking the neighbor, daddy..the neighbor. He fucks her.
Yeah, alright that's it, you're going to get a time out. No, he's friends with that Zumba instructor and mommy has her own sidepiece. Do you think I need the damn washer fixed every week I'm getting slammed by Rolando. He's fixing this old vag. He says one day he's going to pick me up and he's going to take me away from all this pain and we can move to Yosemite together.
OK
Strawberry
What's your name, sir?
Oh my names Moishe. Moishe, this is Jessica and Rachel. And we just did a prank on you. And you're the nicest person in the world.
You to, it takes two to tango.
Oh, thank you so much. Oh thank you Moishe. Thank you so much, good luck with your business. You're the best.
Good luck and keep safe and sweet, OK
Written by: Jessica Kirson, Rachel Feinstein

