Tell me you'll be

Goin' out with radio

Goin' out with disco

Goin' out like bacchanal

I'll be

Goin' out with telephone

Goin' out alone

To the radar zone

It's all just inadvertent imitation

And I don't mean mine

It's all across this nation

If it's just inadvertent simulation

A pattern in all mankind

What's got the whole world fakin' it?

I'll be

Playin' with my magazine

Usin' up my Listerine

Like Ovaltine

And you'll be

Dippin' in your battleship

For the latest tip

For the latest dream

It's all just inadvertent imitation

And I don't mean mine

It's all across this nation

If it's just inadvertent simulation

A pattern in all mankind

What's got the whole world fakin' it?

If it's just inadvertent imitation

A pattern in all mankind

What's got the whole world fakin' it?

What's got the whole world fakin'?

What's got the whole world fakin'?

What's got the whole world fakin'?

What's got the whole world fakin'?

What's got the whole world fakin' it? Yeah