Handsome

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God

They're gonna eat me up for breakfast

You think you look good in whatever they sugar coat you in

And my body is a temple, you can worship at my feet

But I might kick you in the teeth so

So even when you're spitting blood

You would savor that for me

'Cause I got so down

I held the world for ransom

Lonely, bored and bad

Thank God I'm handsome, so handsome

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know

I know I should be pickin' up the pieces

But it doesn't really matter, it's what you thought it were

When you got nothin' to lose

Everybody else I know would talk to me of misery

As if it was contagious

So come to me and promise me you'll

Catch me if you can

'Cause I got so down

I held the world for ransom

Lonely, bored and bad

Thank God I'm handsome

I'm as awful as they come

Oh, what a pity!

So thank the Lord above that I am pretty, so pretty

Oh, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p, so pretty

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p, so pretty

Well, I got so down

I held the world for ransom

Lonely, bored and bad

Thank God I'm handsome

Arresting, repossessing and disarming

Oh, what a stroke of luck that I am charming!

(I am charming)

With a hand layed out upon me by committee

(By committee)

I just thank the Lord above that I am pretty, so pretty