Hit the Ground F****n’

I came into this world

Eyes bright tail bushy

My mama came hard

When she pushed me out her pussy

I heard her shout

Her hips started buckin’

She popped me out

I hit the ground fuckin’

I fucked the doctor

Like I was put on this earth to do it

I fucked all the nurses in the neonatal unit

I fucked the families comin’ out the elevators

Then I fucked all the preemies in their little incubators

The doctor told my mama

Lady I’m not even bluffin’

That little motherfuckr fuckin’ hit the ground fuckin’

Ooh

I hit the ground fuckin’

Ooh

I hit the ground fuckin’

Now mama misses me

Since I moved to the city

She sealed her own fate

When she took me off that titty

She drove me to the bus

Her eyes were buggin’

I pulled into Port Authority

And hit the ground fuckin’

I fucked the bus driver

Said “thanks for the ride”

I fucked the nearest cabbie

On his back and on his side

I climbed the Chrysler building

Fucked it up and fucked it down

I fucked lady liberty and shot on her crown

I went to a meeting

Fucked the drunks and the druggin’

I said “my name is Jim.

I hit the ground fuckin’”

Ooh

I hit the ground fuckin’

Ooh

I hit the ground fuckin’

Fuckin’

Fuckin’

Fuckin’

Fuckin’

I finally fucked myself to death

In a 7-11

St. Peter had a taste

And slid my shit right into heaven

Pulled out the key

From the pocket it was stuck in

Opened up that gate

I hit the ground fuckin’

I fucked fuckin’ Noah

In his motherfuckin’ ark

I fucked St. Teresa

While she played her fuckin’ harp

I titty fucked Mary

Fucked Jesus in the tush

I fucked so many angels

I got feathers in my bush

I met Mahatma Gandhi

For some 69 suckin’

He said “thanks for the drink”

I hit the ground fuckin’

Ooh

I hit the ground fuckin’

Ooh

I hit the ground fuckin’