I'm Not For Everyone

Some people clap on the one and three

Some people clap on the two and four

Some people don't join at all 'cause they got no rhythm

And that's alright

Some people, they drink too much

Some people don't drink enough

Some people are just like me

I hope y'all forgive 'em

I'm like scotch and zydeco bands

I'm like B-side Townes Van Zandt

I'm always speaking my mind

When I'm better off biting my tongue

I'm a bad joke at the wrong time

Hell, I'm a legend in my own mind

I'm good for some, but I'm not for everyone

If I was sweet tea, it'd be a bit bitter

If you took a drink, you might reconsider

If I was a church, I'd be hangin' with the sinners

Talking 'bout Hendrix and Heaven

If I was a bar, I'd be a dive

A free jukebox in a double-wide

Neon lights saying "Come inside"

And I'd be "Open 24/7"

I'm like scotch and zydeco bands

I'm like B-side Townes Van Zandt

I'm always speaking my mind

When I'm better off biting my tongue

I'm a bad joke at the wrong time

Hell, I'm a legend in my own mind

I'm good for some, but I'm not for everyone

Yeah, I'm hard to love, it's true

I'm a little more rough than smooth

It's a wonder I found somebody like me, like you

I'm like scotch and zydeco bands

I'm like B-side Townes Van Zandt

I'm always speaking my mind

When I'm better off biting my tongue

I'm a bad joke at the wrong time

Hell, I'm a legend in my own mind

I'm good for some, but I'm not for everyone

Yeah, I'm good for some but I'm not for everyone