歌詞
Yo, it’s Alex Schor, I think of this song as me taking
A fat steamy dump on the music industry
I just robbed the Walmart (Yuh), got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail (Eugh) and I ripped my jeans
I reused my toilet paper (Bruh), I’ve been goin’ green
She said I’m a gaslighter, babe, you don’t even know what that means
Damn, this song is so ass, it kinda makes me wanna eat it (What?)
I called my penis Michael Jackson (Hee hee), all I wanna do is beat it
My cat’s goin’, “ERRRRRRRRH”, I think I forgot to feed it (What?)
Whenever I post on the ‘Gram (Yup), the comments told me to delete it
I got hard, I got an erection
I point a tourist in the wrong direction
I rigged the 2020 election just 'cause I think Joe Biden is sexy, yeah he sexy
I went pee pee in a bottle of Pepsi
Oops, I missed, now I got messy
Kick you in the balls, I’m feeling like Messi (That was so bad)
I just robbed the Walmart (Yuh), got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail (Eugh) and I ripped my jeans
I reused my toilet paper (Bruh), I’ve been goin’ green
She said I’m a gaslighter, babe, you don’t even know what that means
Who the fuck just took my shoe?
Why the fuck they leave?
Why you leave the one by itself and take the other one, dawg?
I don’t even know, but I feel like a frog
Hold up, bro just ate a hot dog
AHAHAHAH! This **** said “EH EH EH EH”, HAHAH
Bitch, I’m short, I’m not really tall
But it don’t matter, I’m taller than a straw
**** say I feel like a dog
Feel like a zebra ANYLHAKAISHALA
Fuck it, I don’t really care 'cause I came from nothing
I’ve been on the block, baby, I was struggling
Everybody know I sound like some fire: *fire “noises”*
I just robbed the Walmart (Yuh), got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail (Eugh) and I ripped my jeans
I reused my toilet paper (Bruh), I’ve been goin’ green
She said I’m a gaslighter, babe, you don’t even know what that means
Yeah, um
Please don’t sue me for emotional damages as a result of this song
Written by: Alexander Schor
