Sad Songs

Stop singing songs about…

Lying

And cheating

Fighting

Stealing

Dealing

And drinking

Then doing something stupid and running from the law

In the end you'll be crying, or dying

Strung out, lonely and blinded

And so damn low you got nothing left at all

Bartender yeah he looked at me and said,

"You've got sad eyes, I see.

Son, you got no one to blame but yourself!"

"Stop listening to Waylon, Buck and Jones

For hellsakes David Allan Coe

Because they got nothing but sad sad songs!"

They sing songs about…

Lying and cheating

Fighting, stealing, dealing and drinking

Then doing something stupid and running from the law

In the end you'll be crying, or dying

Strung out, lonely and blinded

And so damn low you got nothing left at all

Stop singing them sad sad songs

Stop singing about love gone wrong

Stop singing about honky tonks, too much whiskey, and weed

But most of all stop singing songs about her leaving me

Stick to songs about…

Lying, and cheating

Fighting, stealing, dealing and drinking

Then doing something stupid and running from the law

In the end you'll be crying, or dying

Strung out, lonely and blinded

And so damn low you got nothing left at all

And so damn low you got nothing left at all