The Grand Wazoo

You may think my hat is funny, but I don't

I'm the Grand Wazoo

Keeper of the mystic scroll

And roll of parchment from the lodge

And I'm a Veteran

Every day on coffee break at the hardware store

I tell Fred

What to expect because we play pranks during the initiation

I'm the Grand Wazoo

I'm the Grand Wazoo

I'm the Grand Wazoo

I'm the Grand Wazoo, from the hardware store

Fuck you if you don't like my hat