歌詞
[Chorus]
You can be an asshole if you want to
You can be a dickhead nothing's stopping you
A goddamn son of a bitch
A mother fucking piece of shit
But why would you want to?
[Verse 1]
Was on the road the other day
This dude didn't even look my way
Before he swerved into my lane
Gave me the finger and honked
[Chorus]
You can be an asshole if you want to
You can be a dickhead nothing's stopping you
A goddamn son of a bitch
A mother fucking piece of shit
But why would you want to?
[Verse 2]
Was at Timmies in the line
And this dude, all he did was whine
He said, "I'd like to speak to the manager
What do you mean there's no manager?
There was no hash brown in my wrap"
Wrap
[Chorus]
You can be an asshole if you want to
You can be a dickhead nothing's stopping you
A goddamn son of a bitch
A mother fucking piece of shit
But why would you want to?
[Outro]
Life will be better if you're not an asshole
People will like you if you're not an asshole
Someone might fuck you if you're not an asshole
So don't be an asshole
Don't be an asshole
Don't be a butthole
Written by: Garrick Zagerman, Jeff Sheppard, Jordan Zagerman, Sarah Mathieson
