Alphabeta

Alphabeta, let ya letter a-hang down

Let your C see the jewel in her crown

If a B don't buzz ya know

It's because there ain't no butter for her bowl

Alphabeta, let a letter hang low

Let ya F get together with a K

Let your H hang out with J

Let your Z zig-zag some more

But don't your D hit ya G in the door

Alphabeta, let a letter get away

I'm not talking about rain in Spain

High score on a scrabble game

I'm talking 'bout the alphabet

Curly Q's on the line

Writing letters to a friend of mine

Alphabeta, you better, you bet

Uh-huh, come on

If a W comes in with U, don't ask why

Tell 'em you can't spell alimony without an I

L-M-N-O-P sippin' that Texas T

Alphabeta, you better put on a sweater for me

Alphabeta, you better put on a sweater for me

Alphabeta, you better put on a sweater

Alphabeta, you better put on a sweater for me