Mother, mother says to keep your friends

Closer, closer than your enemies

Forget about the old sayings, forget about the old sayings

They won't do you any good

Well, I'm hideous, you're hideous too

I'm selfish, you're a little bit rude

I'm a loser, you're so, so cool

I'm serious, you're so, so cool

I'm hideous, you're hideous too

I'm selfish, you're a little bit rude

I'm a loser, you're so, so cool

I'm serious, you're so, so cool

Like, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh)

Like so, so, so, so hideous

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh)

Like so, so, so, so hideous

Well, I've been chasing something that isn't even there anymore

You don't feel anything, not even scared anymore

Well, I'm hideous, you're hideous too

I'm selfish, you're a little bit rude

I'm a loser, you're so, so cool

I'm serious, you're so, so cool

I'm hideous, you're hideous too

I'm selfish, you're a little bit rude

I'm a loser, you're so, so cool

I'm serious, you're so, so cool

Like, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh)

Like so, so, so, so hideous (hideous)

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh)

Like so, so, so, so hideous (hideous)