Hot Toddy

It's about that time of year

Where we Stand in long lines

Buying holiday cheer

Sunny outside

No chance of snow

Invited to parties

I dont wanna go, to

Family dinners

At Grandma's place

It's the kind of thing

You love to hate

And She set me up

With a boy from church

And Invited him over

Just to make it worse

If the holiday seasons

Got you in a twist

Here's a remedy

It goes like this

First

A shot of whiskey

Two

If you're feeling frisky

Then a splash of water

Leave it out

To keep it stronger

And Grab your honey

And squeeze some lemon

Cinnamon stick

Let's ease the tension

Skip the eggnog

Irish coffee

All you need is a

Hot toddy

Parent's pulling out the photobook

They think it's real cute

To take look

Can't wait to open up

My new pjs

Two sizes too big

Just like always

Awkward conversations

I can't ignore

And Hearing grandpa's verdict

In the family court

Ignore the crazy

From my Aunt Sherry

And mother's classic

When you gettin married

If the holiday seasons

Got you in a twist

Here's a little remedy

It's liquid bliss

First

A shot of whiskey

Two

If you're feeling frisky

Then a splash of water

Leave it out

To keep it stronger

And Grab your honey

And squeeze some lemon

Cinnamon stick

Let's ease the tension

Skip the eggnog

Irish coffee

All you need is a

Hot toddy

So where's my hottie Toddy

I need a hottie toddy

First

A shot of whiskey

Two

If you're feeling frisky

Then a splash of water

Leave it out

To keep it stronger

And Grab your honey

And squeeze some lemon

Cinnamon stick

Let's ease the tension

Skip the eggnog

Irish coffee

All you need is a

Hot toddy

So where's my hottie Toddy

I need a hottie toddy

I want my hottie toddy

Need my hottie toddy

So where's my hottie Toddy

I need my hottie toddy

Just a hottie toddy

Hottie toddy

So where's my hottie Toddy