The Water Buffalo Song

And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry"

The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

So without further ado, "Silly Songs with Larry"

"The Water Buffalo Song"

Everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours is fast, but mine is slow

Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know

But everybody's got a water buffalo-ooh

I took my buffalo to the store

Got his head stuck in the door

Spilled some lima beans on the floor

Oh, everybody's got a—

Stop it, stop, stop right this instant!

What do you think you're doing?

You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo

When everyone does not have a water buffalo!

We're going to get nasty letters saying

"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?"

And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!

Just stop being so silly!

This has been "Silly Songs with Larry"

Tune in next time to hear Larry sing

Everybody's got a baby kangaroo

Yours is pink, but mine is blue (Ahh!)

Hers was small but—