Post Modern Sleaze

She looks ahead

She paints her toenails red

She's wet and wild

A typical '90s child

She makes every move they make

She takes everything they take

She must be a Thelma or Louise

She must be a post-modern sleaze

Unscrew the wine

She'll throw a party line

Stories extreme

She's such a drama queen

She makes every move they make

She takes everything they take

She must be a Thelma or Louise

She must be a post-modern sleaze

She must be a Thelma or Louise

She must be a post-modern sleaze

Straw spun from gold

She craves a tortured soul

All doom and gloom

She plays an open wound

She takes every scene they steal

She fakes every pain they feel

She must be a Thelma or Louise

She must be a post-modern tease

She must be a Thelma or Louise (la-la-la-la-la)

She must be a post-modern sleaze (la-la-la-la-la)

She must be a Thelma or Louise (la-la-la-la-la)

She must be a post-modern tease