Muppet Legs

I'm the only subject I can discuss with any authority

And you are just like me we both want to be the priority

Not everyone's just like you that's why you're not the majority

But don't complain you'll still get into the sorority

Monsters taught me how to read

While I was just watching TV

My parents would often shout

Spelling all the letters out

They rarely show you Muppet legs

My mother once made me green eggs

Muppet legs are rarely missed

We still believe that they exist

You mistake my confidence for a sense of superiority

I just like the sound of unused words and their sonority

Inside those sounds sometimes I've found such enormity

But you act as if talk like that is some deformity

Monsters taught me how to read

While I was just watching TV

My parents would often shout

Spelling all the letters out

They rarely show you Muppet legs

My mother once made me green eggs

Muppet legs are mainly fists

We still believe that they exist