Now I'm a Pirate

Yo ho!

Land ho!

Yarrrrr!

Yo ho!

Land ho!

Yarrrrr!

Yo ho!!!

Land ho!

Yarrrrr!

Yo ho!

Land ho!

Yarrrrr!

Avast all ye mateys

And gather around

I'll tell you the story

Of Carlos the Brown

Once I was like

Just any old guy

One night I jumped onto

My steel horse to ride

How could anyone

Be drunkard or dumb

To do this to someone

And still be so numb

On that fateful night

They took more from me

Then just me old foot

Down below the left knee

Now I'm a pirate (Yo ho!)

As I live and breathe (Land ho!)

Though I've never sailed (Yarrrrr!)

On one of seas

I am a pirate (Yo ho!)

Learn to fear me (Land ho!)

I'll board your vessel (Yarrrrr!)

And snatch your booty!

Now I'm a pirate! (Yo ho!)

Remember my name (Land ho!)

Looting and plunder (Yarrrrr!)

And drinking's my game

I am a pirate (Yo ho!)

Surrender to me (Land ho!)

Now pass me some grog (Yarrrrr!)

And drink me hearties!

I could not foresee

What awaited me

A life on the land

But inspired by the sea

I never expected

To take up this life

I already have a family

And wife

I never was meant for

A life out to sea

So the life of a pirate

On land it must be

So now I'm a pirate

Sturdy and brave

Standing before you

Complete with peg leg

Don't call me a bandit

A mugger

Or robber

Or I'll send straight down

To Davey Jones' Locker!

Now I'm a pirate (Yo ho!)

As I live and breathe (Land ho!)

Though I've never sailed (Yarrrrr!)

On one of seas

I am a pirate (Yo ho!)

Learn to fear me (Land ho!)

I'll board your vessel (Yarrrrr!)

And snatch your booty!

I am pirate! (Yo ho!)

Remember my name (Land ho!)

Looting and plunder (Yarrrrr!)

And drinking's my game

I am a pirate (Yo ho!)

Surrender to me (Land ho!)

Now pass me some grog (Yarrrrr!)

And sing me hearties!