You Look Just Like My Mother

I have done nothing

The past two days

'Cept swipe on Tinder

and masturbate

My life will pass me

Like a train

Conductor see me

Gives me a wave

He says, "Okay"

Can you spot me on the street?

My neck is cranked at 90 degrees

(Giraffe)

Aphrodite's in front of me

I look up and say,

"Move over please,

I need this tweet"

And I take her to the finest Mediterranean restaurant

This side of Avenue A

And she looks at me with those big brown eyes

But all I said was this:

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

What is your favorite color?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey do you like my sweater?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

You look just like my mother

I really like you

I can't pay this cover

I like it

I like it

I've started shedding

All of my skin

(Iguana!)

The scales are coming

Down to my shins

I am just waiting for Cupid's pin

The man has shown up

Says, "here's your kid"

And then she split

And then she split

She has trapped me

In the sand

There are no branches

to help me stand

(Orangutan)

Now I have nothing

But this man

Now he has grown up

And joined the klan

He joined the klan

And I say, "Son I can't even see you through those two little white eyeholes

And that white power symbol above your right eye"

But all I said was this:

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

What is your favorite color?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey do you like my sweater?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

You look just like your mother

I really like you

I can't pay this

I can't pay

Open the door

What you wait for

It's all out there

But you're in here

You're too scared

You're just scared

You're too scared

And over there, you're too scared

You in the back with the blonde, you're too scared

And you over there, you're too scared

You're too old, you're too scared

Nobody cares

Nobody cares

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

What is your favorite color?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey do you like my sweater?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

You look just like your mother

I really like you

I can't pay this

I can't pay

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

What is your favorite color?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey do you like my sweater?

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

You look just like my mother

I really like you

I really like you

I really like you