Quarter Life Crisis

I'm finally old enough to drink I'm finding out how much it bores me And now I really get the creeps When an older man adores me Hallelujah lucky me I can rent X-rated movies Way too young to join the band And way too old to be a groupie I used to rage now I like peace and quiet I must be having a quarter life crisis Did I fuck up when I skipped on college Oh god I'm having a quarter life crisis I'm too sober to be this wasted Over stimulated Older girl next door God I hate it I used to go to 4 AM Now the morning after hurts me I used to smoke out all my friends Now the smell makes me feel dirty And now I gotta watch my temper I don't really wanna be this mean I don't wanna grow a conscience I don't wanna lose my self esteem I don't wanna pay my taxes I'm livin on the edge of pushing thirty And it kills me My shrink put me on new antidepressants She says I'm having a quarter life crisis I'm starting to hate all my favorite vices Oh god I'm having a quarter life crisis I'm too sober to be this wasted Over stimulated Older girl next door God I hate it I used to rage now I like peace and quiet I must be having a quarter life crisis Did I fuck up when I skipped on college Oh god I'm having a quarter life crisis I'm too sober to be this wasted Over stimulated Older girl next door God I hate it God I hate it