I’m not a party girl

Sometimes I get hurt

Scraping up my knees

And the bridges burn

Can't stand the small talk

I feel cursed

So I’ll go underground

And won't say a word

I wanna be a troll under a bridge

Make friends with the snails and never give a shit

Don’t have to wear pants or brush my hair

Somebody comes by, I’ll just give them a scare

Now that I’m on my own

I won't get hurt

Scared ‘em all off

My bridge doesn't burn

Swimming with the fish

They won't remember me

I’ll never even be perceived by all the stupid birds and bees

I wanna be a troll under a bridge

Make friends with the snails and never give a shit

Don’t have to wear pants or brush my hair

Somebody comes by, I’ll just give them a scare

Yeah, I wanna be a loner in a corner

Can’t mistake me for an idiot conformer

Cuz I can't seem to talk to you

Or anyone else without staring at my shoes

You can't be my friend

You can't be my friend

I’ll scare you off again

You can't be my friend

I’ll scare you off again

You can't be my friend

I’ll scare you off again

I wanna be a troll under a bridge

Make friends with the snails and never give a shit

Don’t have to wear pants or brush my hair

Somebody comes by, I’ll just give them a scare

Yeah, I wanna be a loner in a corner

Can’t mistake me for an idiot conformer

Cuz I can't seem to talk to you

Or anyone else without staring at my shoes