You know what I'm saying

He's not real

You should fuck with me, I'm real

Yea I'm real deal holyfield

You know what I'm saying

No man

Heems

Man

And your man he a lame

Got a lil drip

Pretty got a lil game

Got a couple whips

And he got a lil fame

He ain't with the shits

When's the last time you came

I can simulate you

Imma give you brain

Yo, he need to stay in his lane

Him and me we are not the same

You need a man that'll treat you like a dame

Imma treat you like Judi Dench

You should put him on a bench

Everyone that meet me tell me I'm a mensch

You don't gotta fix me up, you don't need a wrench

Anything you want, you can cop it

Get it like a rocket

Tell me, Keep going, and I won't be stoppin

Now you all wet, it's a mess and I'm moppin (I'm moppin)

I can clean your house

If you get scared, I will kill a mouse

Then let it go, all humane and shit

Go to war for the pussy like Usain and shit

I'mma treat you like Helen Mirren

Customs clearin'

Copped you earrings

Got you cheerin'

Never jeerin'

If you go deaf I will fix your hearing

Whatever you want (Want)

Whatever you want (Want)

I can get you whatever you want (Want)

Whatever you want (Want)

Cuz I'm real

I'm real (I'm real)

He fake (He fake)

But I'm real (I'm real)

I'mma treat you like Joan Collins

Even though I'm more like Henry Rollins

Cop you houses

Greko Columns

Scared of gargoyles, I'll kill goblins

I'mma treat you like Elizabeth Taylor

Even though I curse like a sailor

Buy you books by Norman Mailer

The finest dresses from the finest tailors

Get it till you outta breath

Get you inhalers

Suck on your neck like Vlad the Impaler

She like a monument, I'll unveil her

If she like well I'll regale her

I can treat you like Anna Wintour

Put a jacket on you when it's called in winter

You don't gotta worry if you get splinters

I'm old and wise like the mutant Splinter

I can treat you like Gladys Cooper

Get you rings like I'm a hooper

Put that pussy in a stupor

You like steaks then Peter Luger

And your man he a

He scare the hoes like Freddie Kuger

Get you Vespas if you like scooters

Want a small car? Mini coopers

Whatever you want (Want)

Whatever you want (Want)

I can get you whatever you want (Want)

Whatever you want (Want)

Cuz I'm real

I'm real (I'm real)

He fake (He fake)

But I'm real (I'm real)

Whatever you want (Want)

Whatever you want (Want)

I can get you whatever you want (Want)

Whatever you want (Want)

Cuz I'm real

I'm real (I'm real)

He fake (He fake)

But I'm real (I'm real)