Damn Good Day To Leave

Girl, I always pictured it'd be pouring down rain

With old Hank singing some song about trains

And midnight taillights tearing down a highway

Or some other heartbroke cliché

But there's nothing but blue skies far as I could see

You picked a damn good day to

Leave me sitting here, cooler full of Keystone

Nothing to do but fish all day long

Pocket full of three-day-weekend money

Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey

I hate to see you go, but if you ask me

You picked a damn good day to leave

Well, how in the hell can I watch the big game

Without me having you here to complain?

And how am I gonna do anything now

Without you here telling me how?

Guess it could be worse, hell, it's seventy-five degrees

You picked a damn good day to

Leave me sitting here, cooler full of Keystone

Nothing to do but fish all day long

A pocket full of three-day-weekend money

Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey

I hate to see you go, but if you ask me

You picked a damn good day to leave

No doubt

Damn good day to leave

I guess I'll miss The Bachelorette, well, what a shame

But Channel 8's about to marathon John Wayne

You picked a damn good day to

Leave me sitting here, cooler full of Keystone

Nothing to do but fish all day long

Pocket full of three-day-weekend money

Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey

I hate to see you go, but if you ask me

You picked a damn good day to leave

Yeah, it was a mighty fine day to leave