Long John Blues

I've got a dentist

Who's over seven feet tall

Yes, I've got a dentist

Who's over seven feet tall

Long John they call him

And he answers every call

Well, I went to Long John's office

And told him the pain was killin'

Yes, I went to Long John's office

And told him the pain was killin'

He told me not to worry

That my cavity just needed fillin'

He said, "When I start drillin'

I'll have to give you Novocaine"

Yes, when I start drillin'

I'll have to give you Novocaine

Cause every woman just can't stand the pain

He took out his trusted drill

And he told me to open wide

He said he wouldn't hurt me

But he'd fill my hole inside

Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch

You thrill me when you drill me

And I need you very much

When he got through, he said: "Baby

That will cost you ten"

Yes when he got through, he said

"That will cost you ten"

Six months from now

Come back and see me again

Say you're supposed to see your dentist

'Bout twice a year, that's right

But I think I feel it throbbin

Yes, I'll go back there tonight

Long John, Long John, don't ever move away

Say, I hope I keep on achin'

So I can see you every day