Nothing ever ever happens in this house

Feeling shut-out, magic tricks are not allowed here

I thought that I would go right out of my mind

Until an owl brought me the news

It said I was already enrolled

In a crazy magic school a thousand years old

So my uncle I told, “I quit this household”

And I laced up both my shoes

But he said “you’re not going anywhere

You nasty little boy with your jacked-up hair

Your aunt and I, well we really don’t care

If you rot away in your room”

But then a whole bunch of letters they arrived

So many that my uncle and aunt were horrified

And they tried to hide me, till Hagrid he surprised

’Em with a motorcycle and a brand new broom

I can't wait, no I can't wait

They say I’m gonna be a sorcerer

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to meet

Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to meet

Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to meet (-ble) oh yes, I'm goin' to meet

Dumbledore

On the train, I met a guy named Ron

A red-headed kid and we really got along

Making stuff disappear with our magic wands

It was really really really really really really great

Then we met this girl, Hermione

Who knew every spell there is from A to Z

And we had ourselves some lunch, then unfortunately

Old Malfoy showed his face

Mean kid who likes to make trouble

When he spots anybody related to a muggle

And he calls them names, so we’re gonna burst his bubble

Before this year is through

Now the coach has started slowing down

And I’m getting off the train and I’m looking all around

And I get in a boat, and I very nearly drown

Can’t believe it’s coming true

I can't wait, no I can't wait

Hagrid open up that great big door

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to meet

Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to meet

Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to meet (-ble) oh yes, I'm goin' to meet

Dumbledore

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to be

Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to be

Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to be (-ble) oh yes, I'm gonna be in

Gryffindor

Would you look at all of Dumbledore’s stuff…

He’s got suits of armor, moving stairs, and ghosts who wander everywhere and

Talking pictures, headless knights, a trouble-making poltergeist and

Maps that know where people are, and fighting trees and flying cars and

Dinner plates that show up full, and cloaks that are invisible and

Magic mirrors, crystal balls, dead girls who live in toilet stalls and

Secret chambers down below where no one is allowed to go and

Giant spiders, unicorns, and chamber pots in every dorm and

Flying dragons, flying brooms, dementors when you’re feeling doomed and

Potions that’ll make you sneeze and vomit frogs incessantly

Exploding snap, cold butterbeer, Professor Snape’s acidic sneer and

Snitches, quaffles, bludgers, wands, loose prisoners from Azkaban and

Hippogriffs and blast-end skrewts and magic frogs and cats and newts and

Every flavor jelly beans, gillyweed for human submarines and

Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws, and animagus rats and dogs and

Dungeons, boggarts, broken rules, patronuses, and magic duels, and

Dirty rotten Slytherin cheaters, keepers, seekers, chasers, beaters

I can't wait, no I can't wait

I’m gonna get that evil Voldemort

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to meet

Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to meet

Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to meet (-ble) oh yes, I'm goin' to meet

Dumbledore

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to be

Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to be

Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to be (-ble) oh yes, I'm gonna be in

Gryffindor

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to meet

Goin' to meet (Dumble) dore I'm goin', really goin' to meet

Goin' (Dum-) I'm goin' to meet (-ble) oh yes, I'm goin' to meet

Voldemort