If I Had a Bar

Sippin' on ten dollar drinks

So loud, can't hardly think

With this uptown crowd conversation

Don't even know what the hell they're sayin'

Been sittin' here all night long

Still ain't heard one country song

I'll tell you right now, if it was up to me, I'd do it a little differently

If I had a bar it'd be honky tonk heaven

That steel guitar'd stay cranked up to eleven

24/7 pourin' doubles in their drinks for free

Wouldn't be too hard to find an empty seat, aw, no

Right beside some pretty girl

Shootin' pool and singin' to Meryl

Those neon lights would never go dark

If I had a bar

I can almost see it now

Little dive on the edge of town

Miller Light sign shinin' like a beacon

Servin' up whatever you're needin'

Bartender knows everybody's name

Pours a little wisdom in every drink

Got dust on the floor, them doors are swingin'

Maybe I'm just dreamin', but

If I had a bar it'd be honky tonk heaven

That steel guitar'd stay cranked up to eleven

24/7 pourin' doubles in their drinks for free

Wouldn't be too hard to find an empty seat, aw, no

Right beside some pretty girl

Shootin' pool and singin' to Meryl

Those neon lights would never go dark

If I had a bar

If I had a bar it'd be honky tonk heaven

That steel guitar'd stay cranked up to eleven

24/7 pourin' doubles in their drinks for free

Wouldn't be too hard to find an empty seat, aw, no

Right beside some everyday Joe

Sure ain't scared of no dirty jokes

Those neon lights would never go dark

Little hole in the wall with some hillbilly charm

If I had a bar

If I had a bar

If I had a bar

If I had a bar