Robinzen the Robot

What shall we do now? Let's shag. Again?

Sure baby, we're only up to chapter eleven in the Karma Sutra

I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy

I'm gonna get us some more champagne jungle boy

Warning, this is not Robinzen

What are you doing girl?

Man, that last orgasm really knocked you silly huh?

Robinzen, what's the problem then?

Why the stopping in the middle of our poppin' and lockin' and body rocking?

And why're you talkin' shit?

Did the emotional comradery send you into an awkward spin

Whoa! And as the story goes

She started kicking my balls like soccer players from Livorno

Horny? No, not after the beating of my sporting bros

And why the fuck was she freaking on her adoring beau?

Suddenly, she wasn't the lovely girl in love with me

Something got up inside her shrubbery like our buggery

Was it me or was she undone, like she was suffering from addiction?

She pulled a gun and tried pluggin me!

Like plug one, plug two and plug three

Luckily my reflexes were stunning in recovery

I ducked and dodged like a duck up hunting season

I could've killed her, but I paused and it wasn't easy

Love of my life and future mother of mine

Forget the who, what, when, where and how, help me discover why?

Then she stopped. This is not Robinzen

Ha ha, that's a robot, and you's a dumber guy

Old Red? I thought you were in the psych home

I was, but I was like psyche mo!

Then I figured I could get a better psyche tho

Think you can steal the real Robinzen, right bro!

Her lips were moving, but his words didn't match right

My mood got blacker than a bar-b-que of match light

But now I didn't have to worry 'bout my bad wife

She's a robot, so say hello to the bad guy

I juked left and moved right while she stayed shooting

All of her shots sought me out tracing my movement

Until her ammo ran out, I saw my chance and grabbed her by the boobs

That's my groom

Ha ha, ha ha ha

Old Red, I'm coming for you