I wear a luxury brand of sadness

I've got the 21st century blues

I make a thousand plans at midnight

Then go ahead and sleep right through the afternoon

I tried to talk to the industry lizards

But I didn't know the rules

They said you buckle down and shut your mouth

And that might well be true

So you can call me a loser

You can call me a fool

But if there's one thing I know for sure

I have more fun than you

I had fun when you were making money

I had fun when you were going to school

I had fun when you were getting married

I had fun when your divorce came through

I had fun with your mother

I had fun with your dad

I had fun with your lover

I had so much fun that it made me sad

I had so much fun that it made me sad

So you can call me a loser

You can call me a fool

Yeah, you can call me a dreamer

And that might well be true

Yeah, you can call me a loser

You can call me a fool

But if there's one thing that I know for sure

I had more fun than you

I had fun when you were making money

I had fun when you were going to school

I had fun when you were getting married

I had fun when your divorce came through

I had fun with your mother

I had fun with your dad

I had fun with your lover

I had so much fun that it made me sad