NEXT TO MY EX

My friends say I dodged a bullet, but secretly I wish the bullet hit

You say we're better as friends, but we're, yeah we're really fucking pushing it

Cause we still got chemistry, but chemistry can lead to explosions

You're doing shots on the clock, the bottle is your only devotion

Cause I walked into your bar wearing red lingerie

I caught you checking me out, didn't know what to say

You made my knees go weak when you said my name

Then you took me home and bent me every which way

I woke up next to my ex, naked in his bed, head on his chest

I don't regret

I got fucked up, That's the way it goes, I'm taking off my clothes

I'm crazy and everybody knows

Baby, have you heard the rumors? Tell me, have you heard the news

I'm moving in with someone else, but I'm still not over you

Yeah, tonight I'm gonna buy a shot just to throw it in your face

And tomorrow I'm gonna get a tattoo of your name

Cause I'm drunk as fuck, so I'm letting you know

That you're dumb as fuck for letting me go

I'm trying to move on, but I think you look kinda hot making my drink

I woke up next to my ex, naked in his bed, head on his chest

I don't regret

I got fucked up

That's the way it goes, I'm taking off my clothes

I'm crazy and everybody knows

I wanna key your car, watch you fall apart, I'm gonna make a scene at your hometown bar

I wanna ruin your life, so bad you won't survive

I'm gonna cut up your heart with the sharpest knife

I wanna key your car, watch you fall apart, I'm gonna make a scene at your hometown bar

I wanna ruin your life, so bad you won't survive

I'm gonna cut up your heart with the sharpest knife

I woke up next to my ex, naked in his bed, head on his chest

I don't regret

I got fucked up

That's the way it goes, I'm taking off my clothes

I'm crazy and everybody knows

We both know I'll do it again

Wake up next to my ex boyfriend