I heard from Sara Mae, you went out Saturday

Left with the brunette beauty on your arm

I can't say I'm surprised, just like every other guy

But you'll swear you did nothing wrong

Should've listened to the warnings, ran from the alarms

Should've known better, thought you could do no harm

But look where we are

I know that no one's perfect, but boy you did me wrong

I knew that you were trouble from the second you came along

But I didn't think you'd do this all to me

But just look at Eleanor and Grace and Josephine

Yeah, I tried to change you But I can't fix a commitment issue

I can't fix it, I can't fix it, no

And I heard from Isabel that you never kiss until

Lies coming off of your lips

But you can't resist a night of fun

You said I was the only one while your hands were holding her hips

Should've noticed all the red flags, knew something was off

When I called you and she answered and said you couldn't talk

Now look what we got

I know that no one's perfect, but boy you did me wrong

I knew that you were trouble from the second you came along

But I didn't think you'd do this all to me

But just look at Eleanor and Grace and Josephine

Yeah, I tried to change you But I can't fix a commitment issue

I can't fix it, I can't fix it, no

I can't fix it, I can't fix it, no

I know that no one's perfect, but boy you did me wrong

I knew that you were trouble from the second you came along

But I didn't think you'd do this all to me

But just look at Eleanor and Grace and Josephine

Yeah, I tried to change you But I can't fix a commitment issue

I can't fix it, I can't fix it, no

Commitment issue

I can't fix it, I can't fix it, no

Commitment issue