Yes it's real gone

Hand you my lovin', you know what I mean

Feels so bad I built a lovin' machine

Up to my house, I'll show you what I mean

Well I just got wise and built me a lovin' machine

Well you put a nickel in the slot

You hear sounds buzzin'

Kisses wild and hot

Five cents a dozen

Up to my house, I've got something you've never seen

Well I got hip to the tip and built me a lovin' machine

Well you pull the lever on the right

Two arms jump out

Wrap all around you

Make you scream and shout

Up to my house, I've got something you've never seen

I just built me a brand new lovin' machine

Drop a nickel in!

You put a quarter in the slot

Things light up

Out comes your lovin' in a Dixie cup

Up to my house, I've got something you've never seen

I got wise to myself and built me a lovin' machine

Well it will love you all day

If you feel run down

You don't have to worry

Run all over town

When my machine finishes

That ain't all

Out comes a bottle of Hadocol

Up to my house, try my lovin' machine

Well after twenty-four hours you'll know just what I mean