Easy Money

There was a Joe leanin' on the back door

A couple Jills with their eyes on a couple bills

And their eyes was statin' they was waitin'

To get their hands on some easy money

They flipped a dime one said, well, I'll takes heads this time

One stepped up, one stepped back

One loosened her shoulder strap

She couldn't speak, her knees got weak

Oh, she could almost taste it, easy money

There was this old black cat sittin' in a old black Cadillac

And the Joe smelled sweet, so she curled up at her boyfriend's feet

She says, I got a plan listen, Sam

How'd ya like to make some of that easy money?

Oh, he say, yes, oh yes, just tell me what you want me to do

She says, baby, you can trust me

Oh, baby, you must be hidin' in my room at a quarter to 2

Well, the cat told the boy, come up to the room

And play with my toys, honey

But the Jill had set the bait and she wasn't gonna sit around and wait

But this guy was wise to all of the lies

And he flies out the door with the easy money

Because there ain't no man who got the money is his hand

Who got any of that bread by bein' slow in the head

The easier it looks, the hotter it hooks

There ain't no such thing as easy money

We say, yes, oh yes

Ooh, Saturday night there was a terrible, terrible fight

Between two dames who was losin' the same game

And it wasn't clear, but I hear that somebody was lookin' for some easy money