Ripped Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side

But I went and blew it

All sky high

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I ripped my pants

When Big Larry came 'round just to put him down

SpongeBob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse

But the pain feels so much worse

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

So listen and you won't regret

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants