Waitress In the Sky

One, two, three, four

She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie

Always on the ball, she's always on strike

Struttin' up the aisle

Big deal, you get to fly

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't wanna complain

You get to me, you're always outta champagne

Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie

'Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

Oh-oh-oh

And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"

My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smoking"

Don't treat me special, oh, don't kiss my ass

Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer

Garbage man, a janitor and you, my dear

A real union flight attendant, my oh my

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky