Vagina

Some of them are hairy

Some of them are bald

Some are kinda scary

And this is what they're called

Vagina! (Vagina) Vagi-hoo-a! (Vagina)

They call that thing vagina

Some belong to virgins

They're really tight and strong

But big or small, I love 'em all

That's why I sing my song

Vagina! (Vagina) Vagi-hoo-a! (Vagina)

They call that thing vagina

(Vagina)

Some of them are smelly

Like clams and fish and such

Some smell like a summer's eve

'Cause they've been douched too much

Vagina! (Vagina) Vagi-hoo-a! (Vagina)

They call that thing vagina

Vagina! (Vagina) Vagi-hoo-a! (Vagina)

They call that thing vagina

Nothin' could be finer

Than to be in a vagina

In the morning