Audience of One

Sunday nights that you want a

Black velvet cake

Sweetheart can bargain

Half price mistakes

She will go down with her ship

Like a good captain

You're sitting on the dock playing

For an audience of one

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Pacing your apartment

Linoleum floors

Get a call from an old friend

She never like them before

He will drive all over three lanes

You sit tight, shotgun

When she rifles waving

For an audience of one

You came out from the country

Wearing mamma's clothes

You were born in the city (City)

Daddy's dominoes

You need a record you can move to (Whoa)

Well we got one

Drop the needle

We are playing for an audience of one (Yeah)

Drop the needle

We are playing for an audience of one (One)

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

One gets all of you, two jealous

Three gets even less

Four divides you up then you're left

Pleasing all your guests

Reach out your pointed finger

And touch the globe

Spin around and where it stops

You've got to pack your bags and go

Land in the Mojave desert

Sing for the sun

Three's too many when you're playing

For an audience of one

Two's too busy when you're playing

For an audience of one

One is the only way playing

For an audience of one

Ooh

Ooh-ooh

Ooh

Ooh-ooh

Ooh

Ooh-ooh

Ooh

Ooh-ooh