Yeah, baby, I been drinkin'

And I shouldn't come by, I know

'Cause I found myself in trouble, darling

And I had nowhere else to go

Got some whiskey from the barman

Have some cocaine from a friend

I gotta keep on moving, baby

Till I'm in your arms again

Guilty, I'm guilty

And I'll be guilty for the rest of my life

How come I never do what I'm supposed to do?

How come nothing that I try to do ever turns out right?

You know how it is with me, baby

You know I just can't stand myself

It takes a whole lot of medicine, darling

For me to pretend I'm somebody else