Now anywhere me go the people them tell me fe Gwarn!

So right now Pato Banton come to nice up the land

With this musical thing call Gwarn!

It name Gwarn!

G. W. A. R. N. spells Gwarn! S. T. O. R. M. spells storm

After a storm there must be a C. A. L. M. settle settle it name calm

Cool as a cucumber when me at the mic stand

Wrap the lead round my arm put the mic in me palm

Lyrics choo choo from me mouth like locomotion

Give the people versatility in nuff portion

When they love it they show appreciation

All the woman start to R. U. S. H. I man

And all of me brethren a tell me fe

Just just just just just just just Gwarn!

It name Gwarn!

A-side a vocal B-side a version

Hear the boof through the bass hear the ssss through the horn

A sound is not a sound without a mid section

Like a house is not a home without a television

If you don't believe me ask my woman

She will tell you when me mash up the tele

When me mash up the tele

When me mash up the television

Is like the whole house was in contention

The kids were giving me a lot of botheration

Barling waah waah waah I wanna see Batman

A-Team, Danger Mouse and He-Man

There was only one way I could solve the problem

Which was to catch a taxi down to redifusion

Rent a tele take it home

Plug it in and turn it on

When my woman see the tele she say honey you fe

Just just just just just just just Gwarn!

It name Gwarn!

Me mommy show me loving from the day that me born

Full me belly clean me batty wrap me up keep me warm

She open up the Bible on the 23rd psalm

And put it in me cot for spiritual protection

Me mommy raise the babies me daddy raise

M. O. N. E. Y. me daddy raise corn

I got infant - junior - secondary education

Got expelled in the fourth never took an exam

Try a couple jobs but they never lasted long

One day me mommy ask me this one question:

"Son what you gonna do when you turn a big man?"

Me said: "Mommy you fe listen and don't get me wrong

I'm not gonna be a worker or a politician

I'll be a M. C. a singer and nice up the land."

She smiled, she kissed me, she wrapped me in her arms, she said:

Just just just just just just just Gwarn!

It name Gwarn!

An M. C. is not a Banton without style and pattern

To get an answer you have to ask a question

What is Pato middle name? Origination

Around the microphone me have presentation

Me have more lyrics than desert have sand

More lyrics than water in the Mediterranean

More lyrics than fish inna de wide ocean

Pato lyrics pon a scale must weight a ton

This is a fact and not fiction

With maybe a little exaggeration

Every mickle mek a muckle every muckle mek a mickle

Pupa pato have principle ride bicycle not tricycle

Ugly woman you fe settle me no want no gyal with freckle

Or a gyal that miserable for that would be so terrible

Unto Jah Jah I am thankful thanks and praise they are essential

Of the devil I am careful cause I know he is so evil

Well a lot of racial people they give praises to the devil

And they even have a ritual unto Jah that is abominable

Well before me come a dancehall man a strictly radox herbal

Well up and down me brush me teeth to make them look beautiful

A little bit of honey to fix up Pato's vocals

Then it's off to the dance to jump and prance and wiggle and jiggle

Wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle wiggle and jiggle and dance

When the people see me dance them a tell me fe

Just just just just just just just Gwarn!