Two of a Kind

Two of a kind, for your information

We're two of a kind

Two of a kind, it's my observation

We're two of a kind

Like peas in a pod (And birds of a feather)

Alone or together, you'll find that we are two of a kind

What's so wrong thinkin' life is a song

And reachin' for a star?

And who's to say if we'll go the whole way

At least we got this far

Sharin' our lot, our vittles and viands

We're two of an ilk

Say, what if we've got rare Chateaubriands

Or crackers and milk?

Makin' it plain

Explainin' it fully

We're simila-la-ly inclined

Because we're two of a kind

Two of a kind when he's out of rhythm

I'm singin' off key

(I never heard you do that, John)

Say, never you mind, 'cause I'm stickin' with him

To C above C

(Oh, easy for me)

Oh, need we explain when he warbles sweetly

I'm flat and completely behind

Because we're two of a kind

I get kicks when I meet the cute chicks

Who hang around this lad

And especially when they whisper to me

"Hey, honey, who's your dad?"

Two of a sort

Like two pomegranates from off the same tree

I'm with you, sport

Whatever you plan, it's-a goes double with me

(It's-a goes double with you, huh?)

Yeah

I got a terrible thought

Most frightfully upsetting

And yet we are getting resigned

To being two of a kind

We're two of a kind

We like workin' single or workin' in twos

Keep us in mind, give us a jingle

And we got taps on our shoes

(We'll dance)

We're both of us like the Tower of Pisa

I'm a lean-a like he's-a inclined

Because we're two of a kind

Because we're two of a kind