I'm impressed, I'm impressed

When that gorilla beats his chest

Fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed

When the torpedo in the vest barks, his orders, I'm impressed

And I find that my head's nodding yes

Though my legs are not following

I'm inspired by events

To remember the exits in back of me

I'm impressed, I'm impressed

When that gorilla pounds his desk

I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed

Through generalissimo's request, I can't help but feel impressed

On the one hand

He'll give you five good reasons to follow him

On the other hand

You see nobody leaving the stadium

I'm impressed, I'm impressed

By that Godzilla's flaming breath

I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed

When the tornado from the west crushes buildings, I'm impressed

And I find that my head's nodding yes

Though my legs are not following

I'm inspired by events

To remember the exits in back of me

I'm impressed, I'm impressed

When that gorilla beats his chest

I fall to bits, I confess, I admit, I'm impressed

When the torpedo in the vest barks his orders, I'm impressed