I got a nice apartment, got a window with a view

I get up every morning and I go down to the pool

Everybody's pretty, everybody's nice

Everybody's got a little something on ice

I never go swimming, cause that ain't cool

But every day you're gonna find me hanging round the pool

Poolside baby, laying in the sun

With my dark sunglasses, and the radio on

Sittin' in a chaise lounge, greased down, turning brown

Let it hit a hundred and three

I'll be poolside, if you're lookin' for me

Every woman in the place, has got a novel in her face

You know they didn't come here to read

Now they're looking for a man, with a dark suntan

And every now, and then I catch them looking at me

I got a little white styrofoam cooler

I got an ice-cold beer in my hand

You know I really got it made

Nobody puts me in the shade

I got a full-time job, working on my tan

Poolside baby, laying in the sun

And with my dark sunglasses, and the radio on

Sittin' in a chaise lounge, greased down, turning brown

Let it hit a hundred and three

I'll be poolside, if you're lookin' for me

Ah yeah, look at me, I'm luxuriating now, aww it's too good

Now it's a wonderful world we live in

Just a few basic common sense rules

No running, no pushing, no profanity

And no dogs, no dogs, and no dogs, and no dogs at

Poolside, laying in the sun

With my dark sunglasses, and the radio on

Sittin' in a chaise lounge, greased down, turning brown

Let it hit a hundred and three

I'll be poolside, strictly on the cool side

Baby, I'll be poolside, if you're lookin' for me

I'll be poolside, strictly on the cool side

Baby, I'll be poolside, if you're lookin' for me

I'll be poolside, if you're lookin' for me